Rift the Movie

[El Guildo]

Coming soon to a theatre near you - The Battle in the Rift,

starring Demonjay the captain, Callolas the hunter and Leviathanz the lore master. Heroes, on a quest to defeat an ancient evil, encountering dangers and unseen horrors. Three men on a mission. Three men out to survive. Three men falling in love. Emotions run wild in this high octane action packed adventure romance. In the rift nobody can hear you scream (or groan).

A fantastic erotic action packed film, fun for all the family 5 Stars - Empire Magazine

The rift? More like the best!!! - Daily Mail

Amazing romantic adventure. The Sun

I wish Demonjay would make love to me like that, who would think chairs and chickens could enhance the viewing experience. Top hat indeed - Independent

Out November 2008 - prepare to be rifted

[El Guildo]

I am just very bored in work btw haha

[Lilandrael]

See throwing in Pudzy the guardian Hobbit could make things so much more interesting.

[El Guildo]

Without giving to much away, Pudzy becomes entangled in a love web with callolas and demonjay only to end up getting his little hobbit heart broken and helping the evil everseer in his vicious plot, a plot of which you will have to find out.
its all emotional stuff

[El Guildo]

inix plays a minor role whereby he falls into lava after being chased by hedgehogs
Lil tries to seduce the balrog only to get eaten alive and Kaldron is a yoda type figure, speaking in yoda-like english so he does

[PhantomStorm]

what am i then?

[El Guildo]

phantom, you are the stereotypical scot who wants to nut the balrog, you show off your genitals at him under your kilt as an act of defiance and then make out with levi. hehe

[Demonjay]

lol
hahahah good one odin!

[Lilandrael]

Aww I dont want to get eaten by the balrog!

[levithanz]

lol