A day in the life of Gareth

[El Guildo]

Hello, this is Odinroks real life puppet master Gareth, just thought I would use this forum as a blog to highlight the ups and downs of my life to any interested parties.

July 20th
Got up,
Playerd LOTRO
Tried to think of something witty to say about LOTRO but failed
(add rude actions here)
Went to Bed

Due to the guidelines I cannot add anything rude or naughty, feel free to fill in the missing blanks using the depravity of your mind.

Gareth

[Lilandrael]

Can't wait to hear more!

[El Guildo]

July 21st

Another hard day at work, trying to look busy while occasionally having to sort out the mess made by other people who earn twice as much as me and do nothing but complain about the air conditioning.

Thought about what would be a good way to die when I get old and wrinkly, like Kaldron (hehe, kidding mate) and I thought nah, I will live forever. I will just have to transfer my conciousness into a robot and live the life of robin williams in bi-centennial man.

Asked a colleague in work if he ever made love to a donkey, his answer was a blank expression.

Came home, ate a cheese sandwich, drank from a red bull cola and decided it tasted like cat wee.

Back to LOTRO then to finish my day.

[Lilandrael]

Can I ask a question?

Have you ever tasted cat wee? If not then how do you know it tasted like cat wee, it could have been moo wee or even demon's sperm for all you know ^^

[El Guildo]

July 31st

Woke up this morning, stretched out my arms, yawning, as you do until I realised my blinds were all the way open and people could see me through the window,
Normally this would not provide a problem, a friendly wave at them would often result in a friendly wave back.
Unfortunately I sleep naked and did not realise my mother, the day before, had pulled back my blinds to get at the flowers under my window to water them.
So as I woke up and stretched, a passing narrowboat on the calm waters of the canal got a morning surprise and quite a shock.
I think I very nearly gave a woman a heart attack and I am sure the man who was driving the boat gave a wink and a smile.
Sailors, always the same.

The day bore on good, despite my tiredness and I came home feeling I had done a good days work

Now I am on Lotro, learning to play a musical instrument so I can wow everybody with the old 80's hit by Yazz, the only way is up, in bree town.

[fragburglar]

lol you have a very interesting life XD, and lol lilandrael XD