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Post by Curugane on Apr 9, 2011 17:23:30 GMT -1
I was riding the bus and had to fart really bad. There was really loud music so I timed them with the beats. They were massive. It was 3 back to back. When I got off people were staring me down...I remembered I was listening to m iPod :/ ef (http://epicfail.com/stories.php?id=3411)  funny as hell |
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Post by Curugane on Apr 9, 2011 17:29:54 GMT -1
This one too
My father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to "surprise mom later". Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. I have to figure out how to disinfect that thing. EF
(http://epicfail.com/stories.php?id=3957)
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Post by Curugane on Apr 10, 2011 16:57:27 GMT -1
today i went to take a piss when my little 15 yr old bro was taking a shower... i thought it would b funny to piss on him.. so i open the shower curtain and saw his pen*s.. then i looked down at mines...f**k my life EF
(http://epicfail.com/stories.php?id=5661)
lolz, anybody ever felt like that (aimed at dj)?
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Post by El Guildo on Apr 11, 2011 6:21:45 GMT -1
The fail on that last one one curu is that someone thought it'd be funny to piss on his brother. weirdo.
how about the time I ran my fingers over a girls naughty bit only to shout, woahhhh, when i touched her labia. it was dark and i didn't think her flaps were that big...got a bit of a shock, i thought i would have been touching her leg at that place. suffice to say she never saw me again.
Or the time I said another girls name in bed, bad idea normally. It was just a slip of the tongue but she never thought so.
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Post by Curugane on Apr 11, 2011 16:58:58 GMT -1
It was a fail as in "not a good thing to do", therefore a failure in my book.
About the thing with the names; heard there was some guy who had a distant relationship and after talking with his girlfriend on skype he returned after a hour. She had forgot to turn the video conversation off and was now M to a picture of Justin Bieber, calling her boyfriends name.
Here is the two I were going to put up today
Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $3000 laptop. It's fried and they won't send me a new one. EF
(http://epicfail.com/stories.php?id=10)
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. EF
(http://epicfail.com/stories.php?id=11)
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Post by Curugane on Apr 12, 2011 17:48:31 GMT -1
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Post by Curugane on May 8, 2011 16:28:22 GMT -1
This sounds like a "relative" i know -_-;
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Post by Demonjay on May 14, 2011 9:02:00 GMT -1
I know that double knock out one makes me laugh everytime  |
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