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Post by Demonjay on May 21, 2009 8:33:33 GMT -1
So this is how it works: Post One: someone makes a wish Post Two: someone else replies with "Wish Granted but...." the but should be something that makes the wish bad and funny in some way. then they make their own wish and so on..... There are no rules in this game. You can grant wishes any way you like. Anyone can respond anytime or as often as they like. The only rule is that you must grant a wish and make one in the same post, you can't just do one or the other or it will throw off the game. NOTE: The way you grant wishes can be as short or as long as you like. You can get really creative and crazy doing a whole story or you can respond with a single line. It doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is keeping the game going. It really could be something as simple as a person wishes for an ice cream cone and you say wish granted but the ice cream falls off the cone onto the ground.... Enjoy  |
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Post by Demonjay on May 21, 2009 8:34:40 GMT -1
il start of
i wish for a fast and the furious sport car
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Post by valkath on May 21, 2009 9:16:56 GMT -1
Your wish is granted DJ but... after travelling to Germany to get onto the Autobahn to test out the top speed of your new machine, you go so fast you accidentally send yourself into the future only to find the Earth has become totally drained of natural resources. With no fuel, it is obsolete and you are forced to drive electric cars instead  And I wish for a massive house! |
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Post by Demonjay on May 21, 2009 21:11:56 GMT -1
Wish granted but the House is so big that its like a giant maze filled with rooms and corridors that u get so lost in it that u cant find your way out anymore and having to live luckily from all the food packed kitchens and sleep in the hundreds of rooms u come across i wish for a highly intelligent computer where i can plug my self into |
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Post by Feralthir on May 21, 2009 23:14:08 GMT -1
Wish granted, but unfortunately the computer you plug yourself in to is the HAL9000, so you keep calling everyone 'Dave' and refuse to stop singing 'Daisy, Daisy'. In addition to this, due to a conflict in programming you get caught in a gosub loop that makes your forehead flash up with the message 'My God. It's full of stars' every 3.8 seconds. Eventually they pull the plug and make you in to a toaster.
I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world.
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Post by dorothir on May 22, 2009 8:13:41 GMT -1
Wish granted but unfortunately each time you teleport you get smaller and smaller but only your head stays the same size. You end up with no body and have to live in a jar in between some jam and marmalade I wish I could fly! (dj's wish for the computer thing shoulda involved red pills, agents and squidies  |
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Post by valkath on May 22, 2009 12:22:06 GMT -1
Wish granted, but while cruising through the air calmly enjoying your new found power, you are causing a military panic. After repeated attempts to hail the unidentified blip on the radar fail, jets are scrambled to get a visual. Having realised it is a human being flying under their own power orders are given to capture you for examination.
You go on the run from the military, and a huge reward is offered for your capture. You go to ground, and are eventually contacted by a group of people similiar to yourself. You end up spending the rest of your days dressed in spandex and being best friends with a baldy bloke in a wheelchair.
I wish I was the coolest badass mofo in the world
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Post by PhantomStorm on May 25, 2009 8:08:29 GMT -1
Wish granted, but evertually you get bored of being cool, so you start playing computer games for 12 hours a day, and your stuck in a never ending deathmatch game to the end of your life.
I wish that i was made of regenerating pie. so i could eat myself.
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Post by Demonjay on May 25, 2009 9:08:47 GMT -1
Wish granted but i look so d**n tasty that coverment captures u and takes u to a third world country put u on chains so u cant escape and let hungry people just eat all day every day for the rest of eternity
i Wish i had x-ray eyes
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Post by PhantomStorm on May 26, 2009 6:05:47 GMT -1
Granted, but one day you see something horrific, which drives you insane to the point where you rip your eyes out.
i wish for a great night with grace park, dinner - movie - sex.
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Post by Aelendira on May 26, 2009 6:59:05 GMT -1
You charm her all throughout dinner, barely pay any attention to the movie due to the fact your getting to play plenty of tonsil tennis and touchy-feelie at the back, but it all goes a bit downhill from there.........You get her home ready for the big finale, clumsily making your way to the bedroom because you're both literally locked together, and throw her on the bed and rip off all her clothes.......only to find out that's she's really a transvestite and was formerly known as Brian, and prefers to make every guys she gets her b*tch! It ends up with you getting used, and being so traumatised by it afterwards that you go and live in Sunnybrook Farm for the rest of your days.
I wish I was an Elf!
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Post by valkath on May 26, 2009 10:42:25 GMT -1
Wish granted, but you discover that in actual fact Santa is a slave driver. You are chained to a work bench and made to manufacture toys 18 hours a day. You are fed meager meals of diced reindeer who didn't make the grade, stale mince pies, soggy cookies and either off milk or sherry.
You sleep standing up at your workbench working your fingers to the bone until you are stuffed, glazed and sold as a Christmas novelty.
I wish I wasn't in work.
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Post by Curugane on Aug 5, 2009 18:45:09 GMT -1
Wish granted. You quit your job but end up on the street where you get attacked by 50 horny cats.
I wish that djs home where a big strawberry.
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