Post by El Guildo on Dec 22, 2008 20:24:08 GMT -1
!0 reasons why not to be a Dwarf, from a bloke who plays a Dwarf....
1 - They like it rough (if you're not old enough to understand ask your parents)
2 - They like it really rough (see above)
3 - They smell faintly of cabbage
4 - Theyre favourite movie is Braveheart and pay homage to the mighty Mel Gibson with their annual Gibsonfest where they all get drunk and shout anti-semitic slurs when they get caught drink driving.
5 - Dwarves like to fight, so much so they fight naked on a mud bed surrounded by dwarves keen to see some action. It is a bit like dogging except more physical and involving two males. (dogging is the ancient evil, ask callolas or kaldron what it means)
6 - Dwarves hang around toliets for sex (dont tell george michael)
7 - Dwarven women dont just have beards on their faces - think about it
8 - Eating the wrong food or having a stomach bug leads to several days of cutting out the filth from the mighty beard down below
9 - They listen to Celine Dion, my Heart with go on, enough said
10 - Last but no means least, akin to what you may believe and what dwarves often exclaim, most male dwarves like to be tossed off, especially over large crevaces - inneundo gold that one, if you are particularly fluent in english.
1 - They like it rough (if you're not old enough to understand ask your parents)
2 - They like it really rough (see above)
3 - They smell faintly of cabbage
4 - Theyre favourite movie is Braveheart and pay homage to the mighty Mel Gibson with their annual Gibsonfest where they all get drunk and shout anti-semitic slurs when they get caught drink driving.
5 - Dwarves like to fight, so much so they fight naked on a mud bed surrounded by dwarves keen to see some action. It is a bit like dogging except more physical and involving two males. (dogging is the ancient evil, ask callolas or kaldron what it means)
6 - Dwarves hang around toliets for sex (dont tell george michael)
7 - Dwarven women dont just have beards on their faces - think about it
8 - Eating the wrong food or having a stomach bug leads to several days of cutting out the filth from the mighty beard down below
9 - They listen to Celine Dion, my Heart with go on, enough said
10 - Last but no means least, akin to what you may believe and what dwarves often exclaim, most male dwarves like to be tossed off, especially over large crevaces - inneundo gold that one, if you are particularly fluent in english.
