Top Ten Odinrok On The DT Forum

[Gwindoras]

This is but a simple tribute to our magnificent moral officer Odinrok, my own personal jesus. A great man who always knows what to say in a dire situation. We love you Odin

10.
"I will be saying inappropriate comments when we are about to die, such as Curu, you look so hot when you're being eaten alive and, dj, is that a shotgun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see that man eating zombie behind you"

9.
"I only have eyes for you and kaldron, a sort of dark templars sandwich , mmmmm yummy"

8.
"Just make sure that next time you kiss a man, he has not got a snotty nose."

7.
"phantom, you are the stereotypical scot who wants to nut the balrog, you show off your genitals at him under your kilt as an act of defiance and then make out with levi"

6.
"It could be bird flu, i knew i shouldnt have made love to that chicken."

5.
"I will gladly send in a picture of myself kissing a snake in an erotic manner if we get this group"

4.
"I would like to thank my family, my agent, the tramp down the road we call billy and of course
demonjay, kaldron for breaking me in so gently."

3.
"I will bring my champion to unyield my mighty power and smite my foes my my horrendous erection"

2.
"My Odincok is at your service"

1.
"spit in the faces of evil,
pull down your pants to treachery and poke the bum hole of nastiness (no not demonjay,
he is not nastiness so no poking him in the bum unless thats your bag, good for you if it is,
just dont be offended If I decline on your offer of a sandwich, I meant nastiness as one of the bosses"

[Demonjay]

hahah good one Gwin!
yeah i must say he is a great guy and always knows how to bring our spirits up with his strange comments

and i think he is planning for world domination ...hes corupting our minds to eventually submit us to his twisted and deranged reallity that at a point we dont know what to do or say and he will controll us
as a zombie army to take over the world!
first the clan he will take and it will be a HQ for him to expand and spread out over internet

We love u odin! *Zombie moan*

[El Guildo]

to be honest, i dont remember saying any of that stuff, although it sounds like me, i just read it and it made me laugh

you do realise i only say stuff like that to make myself laugh, having other people laugh with me is a sort of bonus lol.

the good thing about the internet and forums is you can spend several minutes on the wit, in real life its a bit more difficult to come out with quality comebacks or one liners.

I do sometimes say something inappropriate like in work today. there is a woman, nice woman, about 45, looks like a man with a massive jaw, probably great at oral, but i digress, anyway, she has no inner monologue. everything she thinks she says and it annoys everyone but me as I just ignore her or tell her to shut up, diplomatically of course.....so i asked the men in the office, seeing as this lady was not in work, if they would rather be trapped on a desert island, the last two humans in the world with a duty to re-populate and be with her on this island to do such a thing, or would they rather be gay. Seeing as most of the men I work with are about 40 - 50, most of them squirmed and reluctantly answered gay. it amused me heavily, and made the blokes squirm in discomfort, one did say the women, but we all called him a liar, he then went for a sh*t for an hour, so we guess he had a wank about being trapped on that island with the ugly woman, poor bloke, he must be so sex starved.

anyway, good night all, i will be mostly shooting the poor, i find it good sport....adieu

and Thank you Gwin