Wish Granted....

[Demonjay]

This is a game I found on another forum Wolfe's lair

everyone gets to participate and its going to be loads of fun i think

So this is how it works:

Post One: someone makes a wish
Post Two: someone else replies with "Wish Granted but...." the but should be something that makes the wish bad and funny in some way. then they make their own wish

and so on.....

There are no rules in this game. You can grant wishes any way you like. Anyone can respond anytime or as often as they like. The only rule is that you must grant a wish and make one in the same post, you can't just do one or the other or it will throw off the game.

NOTE: The way you grant wishes can be as short or as long as you like. You can get really creative and crazy doing a whole story or you can respond with a single line. It doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is keeping the game going. It really could be something as simple as a person wishes for an ice cream cone and you say wish granted but the ice cream falls off the cone onto the ground....

Enjoy

[Demonjay]

To start it off :

I wish for a Demon pet

[Lilandrael]

Wish granted, but the Demon pet is jealous of Demonjay sharing it's name and bites Demonjay's pen*s off with much satisfaction.

I wish for a faster internet connection. ^^

[Demonjay]

Wish Granted,but your internet wil be so fast that it wil gather up all the info on the net that wil result into a computer getting a A.I that is so powerfull that it will take ovr the machines and computer systems ending up enslaving all humans on earth and making them a easy target for any alien invasion to occur

I wish for a really tasty bigmac

[Curugane]

Wish garanted, but due to the chemicals in it, it thinks u r really tasty. it ends up eating you and your whole EX life is ruined.

I wish that ill go to another dimension to fight against the evil pie-king. (LOL)

[Demonjay]

Wish granted, but you end up defeating him and taking his place on the throne as the new pie-king resulting in that you can never eat a tasty pie again and these million and million of all different kind of pie's are dancing and laughing around in that realm for all enternity... (true horror)

I wish for world domination

[Curugane]

(d**n!)

Wish granted, you turn into a pink bunny making ppl love you, make alot of children and take over the world, for 3 hours, after that all meatlovers come to greet their new master, yummy

I wish i was a cute barbie-doll. (LOL ALL NIGHT LONG!)

[Lilandrael]

Wish granted, but the joys of living as a plastic blonde bimbo soon start to ware off as you realise that when sat next to a naked flame, you start to melt and turn into nothing more than a conjealing pool of plastic.

I wish for a cow.

[PhantomStorm]

Granted, but your cow is born without any utters and is taken away from you for meat proccesing.

I wish for a hot girl in bed tonight.

[Curugane]

Wish granted, but you had no luck to find a girl so a plastic blowup doll took the girls place.

I wish i had a horse-thingi in my ear.

[PhantomStorm]

Granted but the horse thingy was the horses tounge and since it was very cold outside the horses tounge is now attached to you for life.

I wish for balls of steel

[Curugane]

Wish granted. You look out the window and down falls balls of steel, like a summer rain, with a weight of a cruisership. You end up wishing you never wished it,

I wish i had a girlfriend.

[PhantomStorm]

Wish granted. you spend months with her having a great time, most of your time kissing until one night she ties you down gets undressed and shows you her c**k, you have a interesting night, and end up in theropy for the next 3 years.

I wish for the best sex ever

[Curugane]

Wish granted, (here u have for the sh*t u gave me!) you seem to love guys that much so you dress up as a girl, you made the poor guy go on theropy for 3 years!

I wish you could stop ruin my wishes Phantom!